<?xml version='1.0' encoding='windows-1252'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118</id><updated>2009-10-14T13:10:06.824-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Spinspeak Letter</title><subtitle type='html'>Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language:
Spinspeak Rots the Mind.</subtitle><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/bloggerspin.asp'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25'/><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/spinmain.xml'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>119</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-6003547978443061618</id><published>2009-06-21T11:34:00.002-04:00</published><updated>2009-06-21T11:47:40.672-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Product Spin Scores Again: Hear that “Big” Engine Roar</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;In the PC world of Obama Motors and green cars, Ford is pioneering a way to continue selling muscle cars and simultaneously keep the greenies in the White House happy.  Ford’s secret weapon: &lt;em&gt;product spin&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To play on the President’s Big Green Team, Ford will have to dump the powerful V-8 engine in its popular Mustang.  No problem!  When Ford rolls out the four-cylinder Mustang, it is reported ready to install a new sound tube that amplifies engine sounds in the car cockpit giving the driver the feeling that he is still on a NASCAR track or the autobahn to Berlin.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The Engine Sound Amplifier is  &lt;em&gt;product spin&lt;/em&gt;  in the great  tradition of such engineering marvels as New Car Smell Spray which enables car dealers to “improve” what once were called used cars but now are upgraded via the magic of &lt;em&gt;spinspeak&lt;/em&gt; to being “pre-owned vehicles.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Incidentally,if you like New Car Smell, get it quickly.  The Ecology Center, an environmental group in Michigan, says that New Car Smell is "toxic at any speed." So far, it is not clear what the Engine Sound Amplifier does to your eardrums.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-6003547978443061618?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/6003547978443061618/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=6003547978443061618' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/6003547978443061618'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/6003547978443061618'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2009/06/product-spin-scores-again-hear-that-big.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Product Spin Scores Again: Hear that “Big” Engine Roar&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-6145770945527380647</id><published>2009-05-06T12:03:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-05-06T12:49:07.615-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Anonymity for the Unauthorized: spinspeak’s new “reliable source”</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;As many a wounded pol and other masters of the universe have learned, spinspeak when attributed has always carried a deadly virus that can infect the attributor upon exposure to bright sunlight. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Once upon a time the stealth solution of choice  for the pols and other masters was to attribute their spin to an unidentified “reliable source.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But “reliable source” proved eventually to provide insufficient cover particularly when it was obviously POTUS or more probably some doorman.  It gave way to the identifiable and easily disposable  “spokesman” and subsequently neutered “spokesperson” whose comment could always be denied. &lt;br /&gt;   &lt;br /&gt;Now, as this gambit has become increasingly tattered through terminal abuse, deeper stealth is required. The new operative mechanism for spreading spinspeak as gospel is to quote “people” or “persons” who were “granted anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the matter publicly.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who might the grantors of anonymity be?  The Supreme Court? The FBI? ACLU? ICE? POTUS?  We are not told.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who refused to authorize these ghostly folk to speak publicly?  Did they ask for the authority?  Are they simply freelancing their biases?   Are they enemy agents?  We are not told.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not to worry!  Here’s what they said. You can take it to the bank if it’s still in business.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-6145770945527380647?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/6145770945527380647/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=6145770945527380647' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/6145770945527380647'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/6145770945527380647'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2009/05/anonymity-for-unauthorized-spinspeaks.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anonymity for the Unauthorized: spinspeak’s new “reliable source”&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-7961756602177938702</id><published>2009-04-10T09:26:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-04-10T09:29:39.725-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Obama Lookspin in Araby: the Non-Bow Bow</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;The White House wants you to know that President Obama’s deep bow from the waist to the Muslim King of Saudi Arabia was not a bow at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A White House “aide”  says the photo showing the President doubled over in what appears to be an act of unprecedented obeisance for an American Chief of State is being misunderstood.   According to the spinspeak from aide, the President “grasped the King’s hand with two hands” and had to bend over because “he is taller than King Abdullah.”&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-7961756602177938702?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/7961756602177938702/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=7961756602177938702' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/7961756602177938702'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/7961756602177938702'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2009/04/obama-lookspin-in-araby-non-bow-bow.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Obama Lookspin in Araby: the Non-Bow Bow&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-610419456817921060</id><published>2009-03-30T10:45:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2009-03-30T10:53:37.248-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Spinspeak You Can Count On </title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Early on the promised new “ transparency” of the Obama Administration is providing you with new spinspeak that you can count on.  Some major examples:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;man-caused disasters &lt;/strong&gt;=  &lt;em&gt;fogwords&lt;/em&gt; for what the relatives of suddenly dead civilians call   terrorism.  The White House says the new term is broader, presumably to cover such events as worms in hamburgers. Feminist note:   Fails to take into account women suicide bombers. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;overseas contingency operations&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;cosmeticspeak &lt;/em&gt;for war on terror. Lowers status of WOT to being merely one of many “contingencies” such as plague, high water and outbreaks of salmonella.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;private sector partners&lt;/strong&gt; = temporary wet kiss &lt;em&gt;bizschoolspeak&lt;/em&gt; for financially successful citizens whom the Administration and Congress  normally refers to as greedy, Wall Street bandits but briefly seeks cooperation (money)  before leveling on them new confiscatory taxes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;legacy assets&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;fuzzball&lt;/em&gt; for  lousy subprime mortgages  and other dodgy loans known as toxic assets that the Administration would like to have private sector partners (see above) take off the hands of “greedy Wall Street” bankers.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;now is the time&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;cry-wolftalk&lt;/em&gt; for never mind  reading through that 30-pound bill in a worldwide, unprecedented, catastrophic, deepest ever, doomsday crisis,  just pass it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-610419456817921060?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/610419456817921060/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=610419456817921060' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/610419456817921060'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/610419456817921060'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2009/03/spinspeak-you-can-count-on.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spinspeak You Can Count On&lt;/H3&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-8955952807435049949</id><published>2009-02-13T15:06:00.003-05:00</published><updated>2009-02-13T15:46:19.896-05:00</updated><title type='text'>The Touch of the Spinspeak Leper</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;GOP Sen. Judd Gregg’s decision to withdraw as President Obama’s nominee for Commerce Secretary in the alleged Cabinet of “rivals” for which we have been waiting fully confirms the corruption and vacuity of the phrases “in a bipartisan way” and “reach across the aisle.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Bipartisan” and “reach across the aisle” are clearly spinspeak for “you do it our way and you get to pose with us all smiles on TV.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;To be reached at across the aisle, as Sen. Gregg has made manifest, is truly to extend the touch of the leper and those doing it should be forced,  as lepers were in the Middle Ages,  to wear numerous little warning bells and be garbed in colorful identifying leper apparel. &lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-8955952807435049949?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/8955952807435049949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=8955952807435049949' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/8955952807435049949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/8955952807435049949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2009/02/touch-of-spinspeak-leper.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Touch of the Spinspeak Leper&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-2694376888763721956</id><published>2008-10-06T15:44:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-06T15:50:53.324-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Spinspeak Restaurant</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Sen. Joe Biden,  Democratic aspirant for Vice President, gets a Spinspeak Gold Star for his recent invitation to Americans to join him at Katie’s  Restaurant in downtown Wilmington, Delaware,  to learn about the problems of “the Middle Class.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But Biden, who styles himself as “Joe Lunchbucket” as he wanders around his lakefront mansion, apparently hasn’t been in downtown Wilmington of late.   According to the&lt;em&gt; Wall Street Journal&lt;/em&gt;, Katie’s has been closed since the 1980’s.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-2694376888763721956?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/2694376888763721956/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=2694376888763721956' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/2694376888763721956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/2694376888763721956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2008/10/spinspeak-restaurant.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Spinspeak Restaurant&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-5231547683466462227</id><published>2008-09-12T15:38:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-12T15:43:53.792-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Essential Spinspeak for Presidential Elections</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Three essential spinspeak definitions needed to understand  the run up to the November presidential election of 2008:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;kitchen table&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;nostalgiaspin&lt;/em&gt; referring to the oil cloth covered tables that large, folksy Norman Rockwell families sat around in kitchens braving the challenges of  the Great Depression; widely used today to give a we-the-people flavor to economic programs by scriptwriters for politicians whose idea of a kitchen table is a $10,000 designer island with a built-in wine cooler.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;lipstick&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;female medal-of-honor spin&lt;/em&gt; for 21st Century womanhood.  A symbol  improperly employed  by any male politician at his peril.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;lunch bucket&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;nostalgiaspin&lt;/em&gt; referring to the ugly metal receptacle packing the poor man’s lunch of an exploited workman plodding toward another endless day in the satanic mills;  widely used today to describe the early childhood of wealthy Ivy Leaguers running for high office.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-5231547683466462227?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/5231547683466462227/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=5231547683466462227' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/5231547683466462227'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/5231547683466462227'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2008/09/essential-spinspeak-for-presidential.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Essential Spinspeak for Presidential Elections&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-6007393010268641010</id><published>2008-08-30T10:51:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-09-01T09:12:52.186-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Spinspeak Catch-up Report for the Wary </title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;H3&gt;Polspin Division&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H4&gt;Practicing spinspeak in the current presidential campaign season is rampant.  The target, of course, is what the pols regard as the STPs (Standard Boob Voter).  Here are some definitions to help deflect the onslaught: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;come  together&lt;/strong&gt;:  &lt;em&gt;booberyspin&lt;/em&gt; for an objective you have no way to achieving even if you wanted to do so. A replacement for the tattered label  “bi-partisan.”  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;across-the-aisle&lt;/strong&gt;:  &lt;em&gt;goody-two-shoes spin &lt;/em&gt;for where you go when you seek to come together which you won’t unless it has something to do with picking up PAC money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;refine&lt;/strong&gt;:  &lt;em&gt;happyspin&lt;/em&gt; for flip-flopspeak. You refine your position from yes to no or back the other way according to the polls which you insist you disregard. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;hope&lt;/strong&gt;: vintage &lt;em&gt;gooeytalk&lt;/em&gt; for the totally empty  Happy Days Gift Boxes that the voter gets to fill with whatever.    &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;change&lt;/strong&gt;: hoary&lt;em&gt; plastertalk&lt;/em&gt; for whatever the STBs think is in the Happy Days Gift Boxes.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;context&lt;/strong&gt;:  &lt;em&gt;fogspin &lt;/em&gt; suggesting that whatever dumb, embarrassing or impolitic thing you said is really OK if put into the context reconfiguration blender (RFB).   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;snippet&lt;/strong&gt;:  &lt;em&gt;category-shift&lt;/em&gt;  for minimizing  a blatantly clear pattern of deplorable behavior by suggesting that reports are providing only highly selected pinhole views of events. &lt;/H4&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Adspeak Division&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;H4&gt;&lt;strong&gt;my doctor&lt;/strong&gt;:  &lt;em&gt;phony badgetalk&lt;/em&gt; for the copywriter who wrote the  pharmaceutical commercial as in “my doctor says this cancer cure is right for me.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;branded entertainment&lt;/strong&gt;: &lt;em&gt;fogspeak&lt;/em&gt; for buying inclusion of your product in a TV show in a manner that seeks to make it part of normal script.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;passion&lt;/strong&gt;: totally generic (cars, aircraft, espresso machines, insurance, cheese)&lt;em&gt; vacuumtalk &lt;/em&gt; for describing a corporation’s feelings about whatever it happens to be peddling.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-6007393010268641010?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/6007393010268641010/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=6007393010268641010' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/6007393010268641010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/6007393010268641010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2008/08/spinspeak-catch-up-report-for-wary.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spinspeak Catch-up Report for the Wary &lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-3868810776647235872</id><published>2008-03-27T14:58:00.007-04:00</published><updated>2008-03-27T15:14:24.220-04:00</updated><title type='text'> Hillary the C. Follows John the K. down Derring-dotalk Slippery Slope</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Democratic Sen. Hillary Clinton’s current “mistake” in her report of bravely landing in Bosnia under enemy fire that has proven to have been non-existent is an outstanding &lt;em&gt;spinspeak&lt;/em&gt; case history on why &lt;em&gt;derring-dotalk &lt;/em&gt;is such a slippery slope.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She might have learned from the &lt;em&gt;derring-dotalk&lt;/em&gt; difficulties  of  Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), whose own 2004 presidential campaign prominently featured so many colorful Viet Nam war stories including his imaginative Christmas boat trip to Cambodia.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Clinton’s actual "mistake" was not having the National Archives or some other government agency redact all newsfilm showing her accepting flowers at the landing ceremony rather than dodging bullets.  Kerry adroitly had his own jungle film taken afterward, but forgot to burn the records and shoot all witnesses.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Spinspeak&lt;/em&gt; Rule 1 for successful &lt;em&gt;derring-dotalk&lt;/em&gt;:  Make it up out of whole cloth.   Rule 2: No cameras. Rule 3: Be the only survivor.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-3868810776647235872?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/3868810776647235872/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=3868810776647235872' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/3868810776647235872'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/3868810776647235872'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2008/03/hillary-c-follows-john-k-down-derring.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Hillary the C. Follows John the K. down &lt;em&gt;Derring-dotalk&lt;/em&gt; Slippery Slope&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-971942924519879684</id><published>2007-12-06T15:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-12-06T15:35:21.213-05:00</updated><title type='text'>“Estimate Language” from the NIE Spooks: A Spyspin Dictionary</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;The new National Intelligence Estimate (NIE) may not have made a major contribution to public faith in the reliability of  America’s spy network but it has made a major contribution to the National Spinspeak Vocabulary (NSV). &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The NIE report, recognizing the dumbing down of the voters,  helpfully provided a special NIE dictionary of what it called “estimate language.”  This special &lt;em&gt;spyspin&lt;/em&gt; language is designed to “convey” to the unwashed “the probability” that anything in the report was true; also, “the level of confidence” the spooks have in their “judgment” of “the probability.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here is a  synopsis of the new &lt;em&gt;spyspin&lt;/em&gt;: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;probably, likely, very likely, almost certainly&lt;/strong&gt; =  &lt;em&gt;hopetalk&lt;/em&gt; for “there is a greater than even” chance that we know what we are talking about even considering our earlier opinion which was the opposite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;unlikely, remote&lt;/strong&gt; =  &lt;em&gt;CYA-talk&lt;/em&gt; for less than a 50-50 chance something will happen but who knows, right?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;we cannot dismiss, rule out, discount&lt;/strong&gt; – &lt;em&gt;hyperCYA-talk&lt;/em&gt; for we don’t think the worst will happen but consider yourself warned.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;might, may&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;plastertalk&lt;/em&gt; for we really don’t know because someone decapitated our agent while he was on the phone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;high confidence&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;hopetalk&lt;/em&gt; for our information is “high quality” but you never know, do you?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;moderate confidence&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;CYA-talk&lt;/em&gt; for our information is “credibly sourced and plausible” but you have to hedge your bets when dealing with these ragheads.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;low confidence&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;hyperCYA-talk &lt;/em&gt;for you it’s OK for you  to believe this garbage a little bit but we’re supposed to be professionals. &lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-971942924519879684?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/971942924519879684/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=971942924519879684' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/971942924519879684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/971942924519879684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/12/estimate-language-from-nie-spooks.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“Estimate Language” from the NIE Spooks: A Spyspin Dictionary&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-1704444688948374444</id><published>2007-11-03T11:42:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-11-03T11:50:42.754-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='political spin'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='politics of'/><title type='text'>The Politics of  “Politics of”</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Spinmeisters are proving that there is no subject or event that can not be  immediately trivialized, demonized or exalted into nothingness with the &lt;em&gt;fuzzball &lt;/em&gt; phrase “politics of.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Latest example: When Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-NY) was challenged for engaging in doublespeak by some of her competitors for the Democratic presidential nomination, she claimed that she was a victim of the “Politics of Pile-on.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As every grade school good sport knows, “pile-on” is unfair.  Add the phrase “politics of” and you have institutionalized it far beyond the school playground into an evil practice that can not be condoned, conveniently obscuring whatever caused the alleged pile-on in the first place.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Google now carries 97 pages of links to some kind of “politics of.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is, merely to skim the surface, the Politics of Hope, the Politics of Fear, the Politics of Culture, the Politics of Truth, the Politics of Slime, the Politics of Eavesdropping, the Politics of Meat and Dairy, the Politics of Narcissism, the Politics of Obedience,  the Politics of Torture and the Politics of Arrogance. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Possibly  the deep well of hogwash in the phrase has been best plumbed by &lt;em&gt;Mothering Magazine &lt;/em&gt;which has explored the long, colorful history of the “the Politics of Diapers.”&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-1704444688948374444?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/1704444688948374444/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=1704444688948374444' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/1704444688948374444'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/1704444688948374444'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/11/politics-of-politics-of.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Politics of  “Politics of”&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-188891746669102242</id><published>2007-09-24T10:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-09-24T14:42:44.692-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='political spin'/><title type='text'>So It Goes: the Pol Spinspeak Factory Grinds On </title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Random spin from the presidential hustings: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;shared responsibility = c&lt;em&gt;hameleonspeak&lt;/em&gt; for big government coercion: the government takes responsibility for giving you a service that it defines; you take responsibility for gratefully accepting whatever is in the package and paying for it in taxes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;choice = once plain English now converted to &lt;em&gt;Trojan-horse talk &lt;/em&gt;for you get to choose as long as you to what I tell you to do but feel good about it because you have “choice.”  Of course, if you don’t do what I tell you to do, you don’t deserve a choice.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thoughtful = &lt;em&gt;chocolatesaucetalk&lt;/em&gt; for describing anyone of the opposite party who is suddenly providing you with aid and comfort. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;carbon footprint = &lt;em&gt;diabolictalk&lt;/em&gt; (unless mitigated with the adjective "low"  for what those who refuse to buy into the global warning doomsday scenario are doing to the world. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;center = &lt;em&gt;Chinese-lunchtalk &lt;/em&gt;for a moving point  somewhere between not quite the extreme far left and not quite  the extreme far right  depending on the speaker and the auditor.  The word is essentially employed as a self-awarded Good Housekeeping Seal of Approval. (see below: move to center)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;move to center = &lt;em&gt;phony badgetalk &lt;/em&gt;for where a pol  runs to bamboozle the general electorate after bamboozling a hard liberal left or hard conservative right into winning a nomination.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-188891746669102242?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/188891746669102242/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=188891746669102242' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/188891746669102242'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/188891746669102242'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/09/so-it-goes.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;So It Goes: the Pol Spinspeak Factory Grinds On &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-3238445325156749630</id><published>2007-08-20T16:52:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-20T17:09:39.077-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Deluxespin Delivers</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;A new book, “Deluxe” by Dana Thomas, makes a major contribution to the study of spinspeak by exploring the highly commercial  art of &lt;em&gt;deluxespin&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thomas catalogues brilliantly the transmogrification of personally handcrafted  true luxury products sold at  very high prices  to mass produced faux luxury products sold at even higher prices. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At one time, the needlecrafts workers of the ateliers of  France and Italy produced haute couture designed by Chanel, Valentino. Balenciaga and Yves St.. Laurent.  Generations of leathercraft workers produced luggage designed  Louis Vuitton.   Generations of jewelry makers and goldsmiths  turned out limited masterpieces for Cartier, Tiffany,  Bulgari. And Fabergé. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In recent years,  unauthorized, illegal, discredited, knockoffs of these famous brands have been  manufactured in the sweatshops of North Africa and China and peddled at bargain prices  on the streets of Paris, Milan and New York.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meantime, Thomas writes, the famous deluxe brands have faced  rising labor costs.  Handsomely fat  margins have been grossly squeezed.  Accordingly, they too have taken up outsourcing to China and North Africa and other centers of cheap labor.  The also have discovered ways to reduce  costs through mass production, corner cutting and cheese paring..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Voila!  Through the magic of &lt;em&gt;deluxespin&lt;/em&gt; we have to meet the demand of  a rich clientele, particularly a nouveau riche clientele,  hungry for the luxury brand products of old, carloads of   official, approved, brand-name knockoffs priced to prove that they are more deluxe than ever. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The question for students of &lt;em&gt;deluxespin&lt;/em&gt; and the marketing arts:  How thin can the deluxe in a  deluxe product be sliced  before the only thing deluxe that remains like the Cheshire cat’s smile in “Alice in Wonderland” is the brand?&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-3238445325156749630?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/3238445325156749630/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=3238445325156749630' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/3238445325156749630'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/3238445325156749630'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/08/deluxespin-delivers.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Deluxespin&lt;/em&gt; Delivers&lt;/H3&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-2253792925557074984</id><published>2007-08-09T11:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-09T11:23:15.471-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Spinspeak Air  Cleanser Award to Hillary Clinton</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Historians generally agree only President Richard Nixon, Commie fighter extraordinaire, could have opened up US relations with Red China. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spinspeak experts in the future may be saying that only Sen. Hillary Clinton, darling of feminist activists, could possibly have dragged the hated word “girl”  into the righteous haven of political correctness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In her lifelong bid for the presidency, Ms. Clinton has told a rally of cheering union supporters   “I’m your girl!” as opposed to “I’m your woman!” or “I’m your candidate person!”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her current arch rival, Sen. Obama, did not immediately try countering her move by shouting “I’m your boy!” but the campaign in still young.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-2253792925557074984?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/2253792925557074984/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=2253792925557074984' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/2253792925557074984'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/2253792925557074984'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/08/spinspeak-air-cleanser-award-to-hillary.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spinspeak Air  Cleanser Award to Hillary Clinton&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-1999098611775737405</id><published>2007-08-07T15:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-07T15:48:16.135-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Pet Funeral Biz Gives  Major Boost to Spinspeak Phylum Compassiontalk</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;A Rhode Island  dog and cat crematorium called Paws at Rest,  doing business under the motto “We share your tears,” offers “home burial,” “marine burial,” and permanent display of  “arbor emblems” bearing the  name of the beloved one in a “memorial tree.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Shop at Paws at Rest offers biodegradable urns for the environmentally concerned and for the more affluent a “solid bronze doghouse.”   For cats permanently “at rest,”  The Shop offers “etched kitty urns” and an urn that looks like a ball of pink yarn. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meantime, in England, a  pet crematorium called Pets to Rest, pffers, apparently for those nostalgic for The Empire, bamboo coffins.  They come in three sizes with prices ranging from 47 to 58 pounds including the VAT tax.   Pets to Rest is located in northwest England not far from High Hesket in the Eden Valley.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-1999098611775737405?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/1999098611775737405/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=1999098611775737405' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/1999098611775737405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/1999098611775737405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/08/pet-funeral-biz-gives-major-boost-to.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pet Funeral Biz Gives  Major Boost to Spinspeak Phylum &lt;em&gt;Compassiontalk&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-8075224748397476418</id><published>2007-08-06T13:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-08-06T13:55:39.306-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hospitals Introduce the Medical Obfuscation Procedure</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;As anyone unfortunate enough to have to seek hospital care today quickly learns,  all services no longer go by the simple names of yesteryear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someone operates on your heart, that’s a cardiologic procedure, presumably much more complex and more costly than an old-timey “operation.”.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Likewise, someone sets your broken finger, that’s an orthopedic procedure. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Likewise again, if you can get someone to bring you breakfast before lunchtime, that’s the early morning nutritional procedure.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now, if they cut off your left leg when it was the right leg that was black from  gangrene,  that’s called the “wrong site procedure.”&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-8075224748397476418?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/8075224748397476418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=8075224748397476418' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/8075224748397476418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/8075224748397476418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/08/hospitals-introduce-medical-obfuscation.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hospitals Introduce the Medical Obfuscation Procedure&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-5552110907623963167</id><published>2007-07-26T16:02:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-07-26T16:16:52.008-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Obscuring the Rockets' Red Glare</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Intensive linguistic analysis is essential to understanding the current political spinspeak drowning any rational discussion about the war in Iraq:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;shift the mission, change direction, change course&lt;/strong&gt; = all cosmetic  &lt;em&gt;boldtalk&lt;/em&gt;  for “let’s quit now.”  All also are uniquely solution free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;precipitous withdrawal&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Halloweentalk&lt;/em&gt; for characterizing troop reduction no matter how vague let alone a date certain.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;take our troops out of harm’s way, bring our troops home&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;gooeytalk&lt;/em&gt; for “let’s quit now or sooner.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;dwell time&lt;/strong&gt; =  extensive home leave between combat missions, the more extensive the better as a means to make conduct of the war impossible.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;the surge &lt;/strong&gt;= &lt;em&gt;Pentagontalk&lt;/em&gt; originally for more troops but maybe not for long; now more troops for possibly several years really fighting the enemy  directly as opposed to trying to get  someone else to do it while  avoiding casualties to placate the antiwar lobby.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;support our troops&lt;/strong&gt; = increasingly papier-mâché chatter  employed vociferously by politicians primarily engaged in undercutting troop morale and the war effort. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;worst president&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;hatetalk&lt;/em&gt; for the current White House incumbent favored by pols who can’t spell James Carter or James Buchanan for starters.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-5552110907623963167?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/5552110907623963167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=5552110907623963167' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/5552110907623963167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/5552110907623963167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/07/obscuring-rockets-red-glare.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Obscuring the Rockets&apos; Red Glare&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-117077189790749998</id><published>2007-02-06T09:17:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-06T09:24:57.920-05:00</updated><title type='text'>New Ethical Congress Takes Up Foodspin</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Voters should be happy to know that one of the first things that the new Democratic-controlled Congress has accomplished  is to prevent wicked lobbyists from seducing innocent (but often hungry) congressmen with fancy dinners.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The new ethics legislation introduced by Majority Leader and Chief Ethicist Harry Reid (D-NV), master of pally real estate deals, forbids congressmen from accepting  gourmet lures.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But, according to the latest congressional &lt;em&gt;foodspin&lt;/em&gt;, the bill does not ban accepting “toothpick fare.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As long as you’re  standing up (admittedly a challenge for some of  the thirstier lawmakers),  it’s OK to fill up on  hors d’oeuvres no matter how pricey.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;According to the &lt;em&gt;foodspin&lt;/em&gt; philosophy in the bill, maybe you can buy votes from a “sitting” congressman with Dover sole in a dark candlelit restaurant,  but a  “standing” congressmen can not be had even with smoked salmon  or Beluga caviar wrapped in pastry.   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The &lt;em&gt;foodspin&lt;/em&gt; in the bill does not make clear how many hors d’oeuvres you can have wrapped to go.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-117077189790749998?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/117077189790749998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=117077189790749998' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/117077189790749998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/117077189790749998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/02/new-ethical-congress-takes-up-foodspin.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;New Ethical Congress Takes Up &lt;em&gt;Foodspin&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-116974006250435755</id><published>2007-01-25T10:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T10:47:42.503-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Spin Bulletin:  Willietalk Award of the Week</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Sen. Joseph Biden (D-DE)  expressed “extreme sadness” to learn that Sen. John Kerry (D-MA)  will not be joining him and so many others in the Senate’s  Democratic Wannabe President Club.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-116974006250435755?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/116974006250435755/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=116974006250435755' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/116974006250435755'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/116974006250435755'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/01/spin-bulletin-willietalk-award-of-week.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spin Bulletin: &lt;em&gt; Willietalk&lt;/em&gt; Award of the Week&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-116973955425038182</id><published>2007-01-25T10:31:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-25T10:39:14.263-05:00</updated><title type='text'>You Can’t Figure Out the Way Forward until You Read the Triptik</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;To even attempt to understand the political brouhaha over the Iraq War, you need to understand the meaning of the following essential spinspeak soundbites:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The way forward &lt;/strong&gt;= one way or another we are going forward just as today usually follows tomorrow: the phrase reassures, but really says nothing until you  look at the Triptik  to be used.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(The sitting Republican President’s Triptik calls for sending in another 20,000 plus troops who may get us forward; the some dozen wannabe sitting Democratic Presidents’ Triptiks  all say the way forward involves only reverse gear  [see &lt;strong&gt;redeployment&lt;/strong&gt;]. No other Triptiks are on the table.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;surge&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;Pentagonspeak &lt;/em&gt; for more troops but not for long  maybe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;escalation&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;scarespeak&lt;/em&gt;  for here comes the Big One.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;most Americans, many Republicans&lt;/strong&gt; = political &lt;em&gt;hypertalk &lt;/em&gt; for at least a majority of one.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;redeployment&lt;/strong&gt; =&lt;em&gt; peaceniktalk&lt;/em&gt; for retreat “over the horizon” to Okinawa, maybe some advance readiness base near Chicago or Louisville.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-116973955425038182?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/116973955425038182/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=116973955425038182' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/116973955425038182'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/116973955425038182'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2007/01/you-cant-figure-out-way-forward-until.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You Can’t Figure Out &lt;em&gt;the Way Forward&lt;/em&gt; until You Read the Triptik&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-116422613811497509</id><published>2006-11-22T15:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-22T15:08:58.130-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Turkey with a Side-order of Spinspeak Is Still Turkey </title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;And now to go with your big  holiday turkey  here is  some newly-minted post-election spinspeak.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;realist&lt;/strong&gt; =  political &lt;em&gt;fogspeak&lt;/em&gt; for “it’s OK to give away the farm to the enemy as long as we can get the boys home for Christmas.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;situation&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;cosmeticspeak&lt;/em&gt; for a war that you would like to make disappear and that you are politically committed to lose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ill-advised&lt;/strong&gt; =   &lt;em&gt;corporatespeak&lt;/em&gt; for a disastrous and truly stupid idea from which you wish to extricate yourself with a shed or two of grace.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;engage&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;forked-tonguetalk&lt;/em&gt;  for suggesting that you can somehow wheedle concessions out of an opponent who already has deprived you of your trousers.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-116422613811497509?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/116422613811497509/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=116422613811497509' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/116422613811497509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/116422613811497509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2006/11/turkey-with-side-order-of-spinspeak-is.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Turkey with a Side-order of Spinspeak Is Still Turkey &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-116248142904526003</id><published>2006-11-02T10:22:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-11-02T16:35:24.470-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Kerry Wins National Spinney for “Botched Joke”</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Sen. John Kerry (D-MA), failed contender for some of life’s greater awards such as unalloyed respect and the White House, is far away the winner of a coveted National Spinney for his invention of the plastertalk  phrase “botched joke.”  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As much of the world now knows, the Senator said at a Democratic political rally in California:  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;You know, education--if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, uh, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When most people who can understand the English language saw or read this including many prominent Democratic politicians, they clearly interpreted it to mean that the Senator was saying  only dopes and academic losers were fighting in the U.S. Armed Services in Iraq. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After  two days of trying out much Kerry spinspeak, Kerry  finally apologized (sort of) but even then continued to insist that his comment was only, merely, just a “botched joke.”   &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Botched joke” is a triumph of the art of spinspeak.  Think of how it could have been used brilliantly in the past and will be in the future to plaster over unfortunate comments and phrases.  For example: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Peace in our time” (N. Chamberlain)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Is Paris Burning?”  (A. Hitler)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“We will bury you.”  (N. Khrushchev)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;“Israel must be destroyed.” (M. Ahmadinejad, stand-up Persian comedian)&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-116248142904526003?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/116248142904526003/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=116248142904526003' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/116248142904526003'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/116248142904526003'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2006/11/kerry-wins-national-spinney-for-botched.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Kerry Wins National Spinney for “Botched Joke”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-115619189146807695</id><published>2006-08-21T16:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-21T16:25:32.066-04:00</updated><title type='text'>No One Here But Us Infidel-Hating Brits</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;The foiled murder plot to blow up 10 airliners over American cities once again demonstrated how politically correct spinmeisters are aiding the Islamofascist War on Western Civilization.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although the British police had arrested 21 alleged terrorists, early on it was all but impossible to learn from the media that they were all Muslims dedicated to killing infidels at random.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First the “suspected” would-be murderers were “young British Asians"(Chinese? Mongols?)…"British-born of Pakistani descent"(Cambridge grads?) … "British citizens with dual nationality."(Liechtenstein?) Then, they included several “pregnant women.”  Then, when the Pakistani police began making arrests, the perps were reported to include “Kashmiri militants linked to al Qaeda.” Then some were Muslims after all but they were "white converts."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reuters and BBC were among the chief sufferers from the persistent myopia that makes it difficult to notice that all of these people are Muslims; and that they all think killing non-Muslims is a great idea. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Reuters, which still can’t bring itself to use the word “terrorist,” also distinguished itself in recent days with a great display of &lt;em&gt;lookspin&lt;/em&gt; in its coverage of the Hezbollah War. Reuters &lt;em&gt;graphicmagic&lt;/em&gt; photography included adding extra smoke to bomb shots, pristine stuffed animals and play-dead actors among the dusty ruins and encore appearances on different dates of the same  screaming motherly victim of Israeli bombs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Meantime, Iran has assured the world that Hezbollah terrorists are nothing more than “pious youths” out there achieving “God’s promises.”&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-115619189146807695?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/115619189146807695/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=115619189146807695' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/115619189146807695'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/115619189146807695'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2006/08/no-one-here-but-us-infidel-hating-brits.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;No One Here But Us Infidel-Hating Brits&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-115445382648564097</id><published>2006-08-01T13:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-05T09:00:36.193-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Spinmeisters to the Front in the Hezbollahwar</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;As always, spinmeisters are on top of events as the Hezbollahwar in Lebanon unfolds in prime time.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only by understanding the spin can one follow the bouncing bombs.  Additions to the world lexicography of war spinspeak include:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;asymmetrical war&lt;/strong&gt; =  &lt;em&gt;softsoap technogook&lt;/em&gt; based on the same mindset as exhibited by the proverbial child who killed his parents and then throws himself on the mercy of the court as an orphan.*  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;immediate ceasefire&lt;/strong&gt;  = &lt;em&gt;peaceniktalk&lt;/em&gt; for you quit while we rearm. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;proportional response&lt;/strong&gt; = &lt;em&gt;peaceniktalk&lt;/em&gt;  for gpoing easy and ineffectually on an enemy who says he wants to obliterated you as soon as he can swing it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;degrade&lt;/strong&gt; = military &lt;em&gt;softspeak&lt;/em&gt; that  could mean  battering an enemy sufficiently so that he can’t fight  again for a long, long time; but also could be spin for implying that but actually doing a lot less. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;peacekeeper&lt;/strong&gt; =  &lt;em&gt;plastertalk&lt;/em&gt; inflator  for what once were combat troops under bumbling UN command with faulty rules of engagement;** now non-combative bureaucratic troops under UN command who neither keep the peace nor clearly observe its violation.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;*&lt;/strong&gt; One side fights in uniform, minimizes killing non-combatant civilians (e,g., warns them in advance to get out of the way), does not use women and children as human shields and does not use hospitals and houses of worship for storing munitions or launching missiles. The other side hides in civilian clothes, maximizes killing all non-combatants, keeps its civilians in the front lines preferably where the media can photograph their bodies,  finds houses of  worship ideal as ammo dumps and launch pads. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;**&lt;/strong&gt;Earlier definition in &lt;em&gt;Spinspeak II: The Dictionary of Language Pollution&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-115445382648564097?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/115445382648564097/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=115445382648564097' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/115445382648564097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/115445382648564097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2006/08/spinmeisters-to-front-in-hezbollahwar.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spinmeisters to the Front in the Hezbollahwar&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3979118.post-115212650443428738</id><published>2006-07-05T14:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-05T15:08:24.446-04:00</updated><title type='text'> Meditalk Spins Away the Blubber</title><content type='html'>&lt;H4&gt;Doctors today are not only trained in the worthy tradition of “do no harm,” but also in the questionable contemporary  school of “offend no one.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thus, we have the new proposed Centers for Disease Control spinspeak guideline of not calling overweight children  “obese.”   Presumably,” fat kid,” “porky” and  “chubby” are also off the approved list.   Instead, children waddling around in a state approaching  but not yet reaching total rotundity are to be called “at risk of overweight.” Once total rotundity is achieved the full mound of blubber is to be described simply as “overweight.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dr. Reginald Washington of Denver, a pediatrician and “co-chair”* of an American Academy of Pediatrics task force on obesity agrees.  He notes that calling children “obese” risks “making them angry, making the family angry.” &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is also the possibility of loss of self esteem – the dreaded state of mind that many sensitive educators already avoid by eliminating the uncomfortable idea of competition with “winners” and “losers.”  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some other recent medical spinspeak:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;non-compliant &lt;/strong&gt;= &lt;em&gt;meditalk softspeak &lt;/em&gt;for describing a patient who refuses to follow prescribed medical direction.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;non-adherence &lt;/strong&gt;= earlier &lt;em&gt;meditalk&lt;/em&gt; for what is now called non-compliant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;drug seeking behavior &lt;/strong&gt;=&lt;em&gt; meditalk&lt;/em&gt; for coke sniffing  and other drug addictive folkways. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* co-chair and chair is spinspeak adopted on the politically correct assumption     that it is  better to call people pieces of furniture than make gender distinctions.&lt;/H4&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3979118-115212650443428738?l=www.spinspeak.com%2Fspinner%2Fbloggerspin.asp'/&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/115212650443428738/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=3979118&amp;postID=115212650443428738' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/115212650443428738'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3979118/posts/default/115212650443428738'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.spinspeak.com/spinner/2006/07/meditalk-spins-away-blubber.asp' title='&lt;H3&gt; &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Meditalk&lt;/em&gt; Spins Away the Blubber&lt;/H3&gt;'/><author><name>James Baar</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/02513448577966740267</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='15409496872582254978'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>