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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.

“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

--Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance

“Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

--Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.

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:: Wednesday, March 29, 2006 ::

Spinspeak (Cutespeak Phyla) from the Corporate Cubicles

seagull manager = an executive who flies in, makes a lot of noise, relieves himself on everything, and then leaves,

blamestorming = a meeting called to discuss why a project failed and who is at fault.

salmon day = a day spent swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

assmosis = a career success strategy based on sucking up to your boss as opposed to doing any work.

percussive maintenance = the common man technique of seeking to make a technological marvel work by kicking it.

404 = a person who is clueless, a designation derived from frustrating Internet error message "404 not found" meaning a requested document has been lost in the ether.

:: James Baar 3/29/2006 08:24:00 AM [+] ::
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