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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.










“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

  • --Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance
  • “Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

  • --Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

  • Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

    earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

    buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

    miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

    hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.














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    :: Thursday, November 17, 2005 ::

    That’s No Drug-taking, Boozed-up Deviant, That’s Just a Brown Undergraduate

    What do you call the Brown University Queer Alliance’s annual Sex Power God Party that sent some 20 students to Providence hospitals and a dozen more to Brown’s Health Services?

    Well, if you’re David Greene, Brown’s vice president of Campus Life, you call it “troubling.”

    In fact, you say it was so “troubling” that you are going to review university policies to discover whether “any rules were broken or not.” (Spinspeak translation: Parents, alumni and big donors, be not concerned. We're on the case.)

    Presumably, Greene will find helpful in his review the nationally-televised pictures of several hundred nearly naked gay and heterosexual undergraduates writhing drunkenly Saturday night about Brown’s historic Sayles Hall. He may also want to check on reports of "several fistfights in the campus green and gunshots fired on the streets" after a Brown fraternity party the previous evening.

    Meantime, the Brown Undergraduate Council of Students is “offended” at Fox’s “lack of respect for the privacy of Brown students” and passed a resolution “Calling for Accurate Coverage of the Students of Brown University by The O’Reilly Factor and Fox News Channel.”

    Among the “troubling” matters on the Fox telecast to which the resolution demands an apology is the report that hospitalized students were treated for drug overdoses of ecstasy.


    :: James Baar 11/17/2005 11:03:00 AM [+] ::
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