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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.










“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

  • --Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance
  • “Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

  • --Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

  • Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

    earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

    buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

    miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

    hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.














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    :: Tuesday, May 17, 2005 ::

    The ol’ “Cry Fire in a Crowded Theater” Spin, or Down Periscope at NEWSWEEK

    We did it because we were told by anonymous “knowledgeable” reliable sources that there was a fire.

    Well, it was only one source. But we checked it out with two others.

    Well, one said a peripheral part of the story was wrong, but didn’t “dispute” the rest; the third “corroborative” source had no comment.

    Well, since the Fire Department insists it can’t find any fire and our main source now says: hey, maybe the fire was in another building maybe, there seems to be a lot of brouhaha.

    So, in view of this “understandable” situation, we regret that we got “any part of our fire warning wrong.” And we “extend our sympathies to victims” of the stampede from the theater which we frankly were amazed to see occur.

    And now, in view of the testy attitude of Fire Department officials, we retract what we did. So, let's put it behind us, OK?

    Note: It is worth mentioning that some people in the media (not us because we apologized and retracted) think that what we did was really in the tradition of great investigative journalism and that even though the facts were phony they are probably true.


    :: James Baar 5/17/2005 02:19:00 PM [+] ::
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