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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.










“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

  • --Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance
  • “Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

  • --Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

  • Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

    earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

    buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

    miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

    hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.














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    :: Friday, January 07, 2005 ::

    More on Spinning "Stingy"

    Blatant use of stingy as smearspeak is analyzed at length by Columnist Ann Counter ("Liberals Love America Like O.J. Loved Nicole") and demonstrated in a recent New York Times editorial ("Are We Stingy? Yes.").

    Two key Coulter points:

  • Stingy smearspeak is reworked with funny math. For example: Billions for "military liberation" to topple dictators (Iraq, Afghanistan, France) is defined as "destabilizing intervention" and, therefore, doesn't count as aid.

  • Use of stingy regardless of the facts is gussied up with the fuzzball phrase "love of country" -- spinspeak usage that has become almost as popular as the use among anti-war pols of the fuzzball phrase "support our troops."

  • :: James Baar 1/07/2005 09:00:00 AM [+] ::
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    :: Wednesday, January 05, 2005 ::

    Spinspeak Flows On... and On... in New Year

    Spinspeak flows imaginatively in many areas as we the world enters 2005. Some pickings from flotsam in the stream:

    suntan butler = Travel Industry inflator for a bath house attendant who arranges reflector screens and sunlamps in your hotel room. Naturally, suntan butlers cost more than mere attendants.

    acute allergic reaction = cosmeticspeak introduced in the new Russia to explain the sudden demise of inconvenient businessmen and officials.

    culmination speech = denialspeak for political concession speech which may or may not be laced with much sour-grape mashing and fogword promises of carrying on "the good fight" whatever that might be.

    militant = positive categoryshift for child-murdering terrorists whom the speaker chooses to whitewash.

    stingy = smearspeak for “you can never give enough to make up for being Number One;” much employed by Blame America-firsters and envious Europeans with inferiority omplexes.

    naming opportunity = Charity Industry cosmeticspeak for offering ego massage in exchange for sizeable (and even not so sizeable) contributions; ego massage can range from a building facade to a small (and removable) plaque on a fire extinguisher.


    :: James Baar 1/05/2005 02:38:00 PM [+] ::
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