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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.










“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

  • --Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance
  • “Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

  • --Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

  • Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

    earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

    buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

    miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

    hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.














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    :: Wednesday, November 24, 2004 ::

    The War Metaphors of Spinspeak

    Mainstream Media head-shaking, eye-rolling “news reports” from Iraq continue to incorporate three hoary metaphors which Military Analyst Victor Hanson deftly exposes as fallacious spin in a report in National Review Online.

    The three spinspeak-soaked metaphoric old chestnuts:

  • You break it, you bought it = Now that we were foolish enough to invade and “wreck” Saddam Hussein’s happy paradise, we have to repair it.


  • We had to destroy the village to save it. = Why do you have to be so destructive just because those guys in black hoods are shooting at you from minarets, shelling you from mosques and storing bombs in hospitals and schools?


  • Like a broken mercury thermometer = You can’t win because when you attack the bad guys they disperse like droplets of mercury from a broken thermometer.


  • :: James Baar 11/24/2004 09:57:00 AM [+] ::
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    :: Monday, November 22, 2004 ::

    Jailhouse Spin

    Question: When is a “resident” not a “resident”?

    Answer, as reported on the Editorial Page of the New York Times: When the “resident” is an “imported constituent” doing time in a prison located far from home.

    The Times, in a flush of unwonted realism about voting rights and all that, opposes the practice by the U.S. Census of counting jailed criminals as “residents” of the mostly rural congressional districts where their assigned habitats are located.

    The Times argues that these “residents” are really “imported constituents” who should be counted in the population of wherever they were living and conducting their anti-social activities prior to being assigned by some judge “temporary” residency (maybe only 5 to 10 years). Otherwise, The Times correctly points out that counting “imported constituents” skews the population count used to determine how Congress passes out goodies and how congressional district lines are drawn.

    Moreover, if the “temporary constituent” gets out in less than 10 years for good behavior, the U.S. Census will still be counting the “constituent” at the temporary residency rather than at the “constituent’s” old home plus possibly a new one.

    The Times editorial fails to address whether “imported constituents” are voting while still in prison by absentee ballot or at their last place of residency or both.


    :: James Baar 11/22/2004 10:30:00 AM [+] ::
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