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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.










“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

  • --Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance
  • “Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

  • --Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

  • Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

    earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

    buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

    miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

    hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.














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    :: Tuesday, September 21, 2004 ::

    Really, Really That's the Way It Is: Just a Mistake

    Struggling like a lamed Houdini to extricate himself from a locked safe to which more chains are added by the hour, CBS Anchor Dan Rather along with CBS unloosed six additional varieties of memogate spin to the seven already described in the Spinspeak Letter:

  • The “partisan political operatives” redux spin – We thought those were the only people saying our well-checked documents were forgeries. And it is important to remind you of these “operatives” even though some others are also being unpleasant about our high journalistic standards.


  • The “we were led to believe” spin -- We never said they were absolutely the real thing. (Well, not in the last few hours anyway.) And now that everyone but us is saying they are forgeries, we want you, our diminishing viewers, to know that “we were led to believe” they were OK by “others.”


  • The Edward R. Murrow spin = “I’d like to break that story” if those documents turn out to be forgeries. (Of course, the trouble with this spin is that Rather was already scooped by the “ pajama-clad” bloggers who first spotted the fraud.


  • The “cannot prove that the documents are authentic” spin -- See, the problem here is not that the documents are blatant forgeries but that we can’t prove they are real; therefore, maybe they are not forgeries after all, maybe.


  • “I no longer have confidence in these documents” spin -- See how we safeguard the viewers’ interest: I, Dan Rather, after much research, now withdraw my confidence in what so many others on whom surely you can’t rely have been calling an outrageous forgery for days.


  • The big “apology” spin – Not for perpetrating and defending a major journalistic fraud for a week, not to the President of the United States for trying to destroy him in a presidential election campaign, but for a “mistake.” And, of course, we all make ‘em, right? As the spindocs for a former President used to say: It's time to move on.

  • :: James Baar 9/21/2004 01:20:00 PM [+] ::
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