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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.










“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

  • --Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance
  • “Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

  • --Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

  • Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

    earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

    buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

    miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

    hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.














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    :: Saturday, March 13, 2004 ::

    The Presidential Campaign: Full Employment for Spinmeisters


    The presidential campaign of 2004 is joined early, providing full employment for Washington spinmeisters. The SPINSPEAK LETTER, accordingly, in its efforts to fight language pollution, begins a series of reports on the thickening clouds of spinspeak.

    Here are four definitions to aid the careful voter in cutting through the murk:

    crooks and liars = generic smearspeak devoid of any specifics for unidentified opponents; clearly related conceptually to such diabolictalk as the Clintonian “vast right-wing conspiracy.”

    imminent = peacenik worldendtalk for establishing that only when the enemy is at the gates or coming over the walls is war justified.

    neoconservative = codetalk for “right-wing Jewish warmonger imperialist” used by liberal leftists to describe former liberals converted to conservative views; the term carries strong anti-Semitic overtones and nostalgia for the old peaceloving Soviet Union.

    nuance = fogword for explaining a political flipflops as in nuancing one’s position on an issue.

    phony = political vacuumtalk epithet for an opponent you intensely dislike.








    :: James Baar 3/13/2004 12:51:00 PM [+] ::
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