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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.

“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

--Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance

“Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

--Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.

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:: Sunday, June 22, 2003 ::

Spinning the Muses

Apparently it was only a matter of time before spinmeisters of the Academy used their talents to elevate to an academic discipline for study by the young the gutter ramblings of rap singers and the maunderings of Hollywood political scientists such as Barbra Streisand.

Brown University is planning a conference on "Ethnomusicology and Musical Advocacy." The conference, according to one description, seeks to encourage "dialogue between ethnomusicologists and community members about applying ethnomusicology to tangible and useful projects in both the national and international communities."

Presumably Brown’s "ethnomusicologists" will not be spending much time on Peter Tchaikovsky for his "musical advocacy" of Czarist Russia in the 1812 Overture or even Julia Ward Howe’s commentary about “the coming of the Lord” and stamping on all those grapes. “The Minstrel Boy” probably won’t make the syllabus, either.

:: James Baar 6/22/2003 10:41:00 AM [+] ::
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