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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.










“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

  • --Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance
  • “Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

  • --Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

  • Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

    earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

    buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

    miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

    hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.














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    :: Tuesday, March 11, 2003 ::

    Only an Uppiity Hispanic Would Call a Tabula Rosa a Tabula Rasa


    Sen. Charles Schumer (D-NY) and his liberal left allies think Miguel Estrada is a “stealth candidate” for the federal bench and not sufficiently Hispanic. Now the Senator has come up with some fresh negative spin: he contends that Estrada is not a “pink table.”

    Here’s an exchange from the hearings unearthed by the Newark Star-Ledger:

    Schumer: "I am not asking you for the quality of the legal reasoning. I am asking you -- you have certain predispositions -- we all do -- no one is a tabula rosa. Let me just read you a quote."

    Estrada: "Rasa."

    Rasa? Schumer was not to be put off by any uppity Latin talk about “blank tablets.” Apparently, Schumer meant “rosa” because he repeated the malapropism in the next few minutes.

    Or possibly, he also wanted to demonstrate that if Estrada were the kind of “real” Hispanic whose vote Schumer seeks he too would think that a tabula rasa is a tabula rosa. Or possibly tabula rosa is neo-spinspeak for a pinko tablet on which only liberal-left thoughts are permitted.


    :: James Baar 3/11/2003 01:20:00 PM [+] ::
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    :: Sunday, March 09, 2003 ::

    Spinspeak Enrichment Log 2


    Two specimens found along the brink of war:

    no imminent threat = denialspeak for what peaceniks and liberal left appeasers insist is a fact without seeing atomizers spraying mass chemical and biological death in the New York subways or a gift-wrapped dirty nuclear bomb in a UPS truck going off in the Chicago Loop.

    will of the world = fantasyspeak for the approval of a militarily toothless United Nations that has become a haven for Third World kleptocrats, murdering tyrants and long-time losers subject to manipulation by political opportunists, trimmers and enemies of the United States.

    And a gem from the Grief Industry:

    art therapist = psychobabble inflator for an artist who paints murals professed to cure or mitigate depression and help what in the same circles is called the healing process.




    :: James Baar 3/09/2003 02:00:00 PM [+] ::
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