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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.










“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

  • --Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance
  • “Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

  • --Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

  • Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

    earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

    buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

    miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

    hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.














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    :: Friday, February 07, 2003 ::

    New Spinspeak Weapon: the Inadequately Smoking Gun


    The Appeasement First in Iraq Camp has by now thoroughly polluted the phrase “smoking gun.”

    Until recently, the phrase has meant incontrovertible evidence of guilt. Possibly the first use of the concept goes back to a Sherlock Holmes story in the 1890’s when the bad guy was seen with a “smoking pistol in his hand.” Without question, the phrase “smoking gun” was popularized during the Watergate investigation in the 1970’s in describing a Nixon tape recording that appeared to be clear evidence of a cover-up.

    However, as Secretary Colin Powell displayed evidence and intelligence of smoking gun after smoking gun before the UN Security Council it became clear that for the Appeasement Firsters none of those guns smoked enough: a puff here maybe, a wisp there possibly, a smell of powder perhaps, but not truly a smoking gun.

    Careful readers and auditors beware! Here is the spinspeak definition of smoking gun: reverse fantasyspeak for a mythological weapon that wards off reality at any cost.

    :: James Baar 2/07/2003 12:12:00 PM [+] ::
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    :: Tuesday, February 04, 2003 ::

    Spin from the London Mosque


    Abu Hamza al-Masri, London tabloid posterboy for Muslim radical clerics, has come up with a quadruple spin on President Bush’s “axis of evil” phrase.

    Masri, who regularly tells his Muslim followers in London that Sept. 11 was a day of triumph for Islam, greeted with joy the loss of the Columbia space shuttle. He called it “a trinity of evil.” because it “contained Americans, an Israeli and a Hindu.”

    Here is a masterpiece of negative engorgement: hate for Americans in general, President Bush in particular, all Jews, all Hindus and Christianity, all neatly packaged in four words.


    :: James Baar 2/04/2003 11:13:00 AM [+] ::
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