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Exposing Deliberate Pollution of the English Language: Spinspeak Rots the Mind.










“Bury forever what some Neanderthals call the language of reality. We know that breeds nothing but envy and hate and fear and conflict. Bring home the language of happiness. We know that brings all of us together in a great multi-cultural bouillabaisse...”

  • --Spinmeister-in-Chief Marvin Runnymede, Ultimate Severance
  • “Too bad about his terrible accident. Always hard on da family.”

  • --Mobster Joey “the Boy” Lasagna, Ultimate Severance

  • Some Latest Spinspeak Mintings for the Spinspeak II Supplement:

    earmarks=innocent-sounding congressional cosmeticspeak for vaguely related pork inserted into legislation on behalf of a legislator’s constituencies and/or “contributing” special interests.

    buzz marketing=adspeak for word of mouth promotion via paid talkers

    miscount=universal fuzzball for excusing deliberately slanted numerical reports as a simple mistake

    hedonic adaptation=psychobabble for rapid deterioration of happiness and return to general dissatisfaction after something good occurs in your life such as a raise in pay, a promotion or demise of a rich aunt.














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    :: Saturday, January 25, 2003 ::

    Lieberman Strives for Early Spinspeak Lead


    Sen. Joseph Lieberman (D-CT) reestablished his spinspeak credentials from his vice presidential campaign 2000 this week as he sought to position himself in the growing pack of Democratic wannabe presidents.

    Lieberman favorites used repeatedly: “the American dream” (in jeopardy); “dangerous experiment” (all-purpose graffiti for many Bush policies); “JFK Democrat” (unlike Democratic rivals); “disproportionately” (unspecified way GOP policies favor “top end” disproportionate tax payers); the Social Security and Medicare “trust fund” a.k.a., the “lock box” (must be defended).

    Spinspeak definitions for the careful voter:

    American dream = mister-niceguytalk (with a major Catch 22) for the highly energizing possibility of upward mobility which (despite all evidence to the contrary) is alleged to be no longer achievable because of “the rich;” moreover, achieving the American dream puts you in the odious ranks of “the rich,” a contradiction never pursued.

    dangerous experiment = Halloweentalk for expressing disagreement to domestic policies and programs of the opposition party; metastasizing from “risky.”

    JFK Democrat = phonybadgetalk for wrapping oneself in the banner of the martyr who presumably compared to some was a better kind of Democrat.

    trust fund = political fantasyspeak for a federal government Ponzi Deal procedure: all taxes for entitlements such as Social Security and Medicare flow immediately into the general revenue in exchange for IOU bookkeeping notations; these to be paid by future taxes and borrowing which increases the national debt. To provide greater assurance to suspicious voters that this is really a good deal, speakers often hype the fictitious “trust fund” by calling it a “lock box.”

    Added note: Lieberman accompanied his flow of spinspeak with his trademark soundspin and lookspin: the lieberwhine -- cloying, terribly worried mister-niceguyspeak uttered with basset hound facial expressions.


    :: James Baar 1/25/2003 11:32:00 AM [+] ::
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    :: Wednesday, January 22, 2003 ::

    What Are We Doing Here?


    The English language today is being polluted almost beyond recognition from what it was in the middle of the 20th Century. In fact, as the 21st Century moves through its early years, American English is undergoing an Orwellian catastrophe.

    Every day the spinmeisters of government, business, academia, science, law and medicine deliberately befog our language with artful -- and not so artful --spinspeak.

    This is no minor threat. This is the continuing deployment of a cultural weapon of mass destruction.

    Spinspeak is designed to hoodwink; to make the lesser seem better; to make the better seem lesser; to change the subject; to sugarcoat lies, theft and serial betrayals; to excuse outrageous immoral. unethical and criminal behavior.

    Moreover, spinspeak is highly infectious. Once it comes into common use it destroys rational thought. Facts drown and disappear under waves of repetitive buncombe.

    Strong light, exposure, is a major antidote. But, as polluted words and phrases are exposed, many of them metastasize into new, more virulent forms. Fighting spinspeak is not a one-shot effort.

    The history of spinspeak is long. Chinese scholars and Greek sophists were early perpetrators. King’s ministers specialized in it. Communists and Fascists choked the world with it. Certainly, American advertising and public relations made made it a science in the 20th Century.

    In only the last 25 years spinspeak has come into a Golden Age. An enormous impetus came from the wave of political correctness that has inundated America: the evolving vocabulary of people who live in minute- to- minute fear of offending anyone (except people they hate); the language of an increasingly permissive society that prefers never to call an unpleasant fact a fact. And students of spin will generally agree that no one has done more in recent years to advance spinspeak than President Clinton and his verbally ingenious followers who have developed an ever expanding lexicon of words and phrases that put lipstick on pigs everywhere.

    Words are the coin of reason. Today that coin is being debased by spinspeak: the favored language of mountebanks, sharpsters, losers and appeasers. It must be stopped. The reason we save will be our own.


    :: James Baar 1/22/2003 03:34:00 PM [+] ::
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